oh god the rape fog is back!
...so i touched it.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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