I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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