Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
And then he peed in my hair
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