I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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