no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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