Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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