My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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