ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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