he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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