So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
