Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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