Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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