TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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