He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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