my soul wont recognize me after tonight
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
