Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
