Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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