he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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