i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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