I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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