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• (301): View more from Maryland

  When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...

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  New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey

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• (714): View more from California

  It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on

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• (681): View more from West Virginia

  Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow

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• (214): View more from Texas

  MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.

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  SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it

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  is it necessary to steal the whole car?

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• (760): View more from California

  I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  what the fuck happened to the tacos

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• (831): View more from California

  I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺

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