Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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