nut hugger
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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