you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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