if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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