Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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