then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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