pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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