If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Please, let me fuck your mom
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
We had sex on a dog bed..
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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