god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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