she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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