I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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