Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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