They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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