some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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