Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I currently don't understand fingers.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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