i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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