i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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