i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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