so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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