mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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