You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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