NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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