So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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