i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i've created a new STD.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I deserve this hangover.
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