Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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