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You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
