You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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