i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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