i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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