Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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