went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I've blown a few things in my day
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
What drink are we having for lunch?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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