Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The power of my boobs compel you
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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