just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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